Miscellaneous: Today, I was going into work early, only to find my car was gone.... - FML

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By his pants would be on fire - 28/05/2017 18:00

Today, I was going into work early, only to find my car was gone. I checked to see if I parked elsewhere and was about to dial 911 when I saw my roommate pull my car back into its normal spot. He completely denied everything, even after I showed him a video I took of him getting out of my car. FML

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damo123 13

Sunday 28 May 2017 18:06

I'll be kicking him out of the house

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 28 May 2017 18:41

You may have so-called evidence, but he has "alternative facts" going for him. At this point in history, we just have to go with the more popular reality* *As determined by the Electoral College.

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PennyLane27 32

Monday 29 May 2017 4:34

File a police report....and get rid of the roommate! This can only escalate.

Exaspera 54

Monday 29 May 2017 4:38

Cons do this all the time. I've seen it on Cops.

DanielleinDC 33

Monday 29 May 2017 4:40

If you can, kick your roommate out. If you can't, try to move out. If he does this again, try to press charges for him stealing your car.

Bobby319 24

Monday 29 May 2017 15:49

With that video you can probably press charges against your roommate for theft of the vehicle, since they took it without your permission or knowledge

mixedupminx 8

Tuesday 30 May 2017 1:30

just keep the keys with you at all times? or get a steer lock. but yeah, I would kick him out or move myself

mariri9206 32

Tuesday 30 May 2017 2:13

How did he get your keys for it?

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