Today, I was babysitting a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. I asked her, "Do you got your bag?" And she said, "No. I have my bag. Babies say got. I'm a big girl." I am 20 years old and in the honors program in my college. I was corrected by a 4 year-old with a speech impediment. FML
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Today, I was reading a picture storybook to a kindergarten kid. She could pronounce more words than me, and corrected me. I'm about triple her age. FML
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Today, the 4 year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl." Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML
Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML
Today, at work, I was helping someone who really sounded like she had a Boston accent. So, I asked her where she was from. She has never been out of state. Turns out she has a speech impediment. FML
Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, I was babysitting a one year-old. She'd just learned how to say yes, so if you asked her ANYTHING, she'd say yes. I asked her if she liked vegetables and she said, "Yes!" Then I asked her if I was pretty. She looked at me and said, "NO." FML
Today, I was teaching a small group of improv students. I asked one guy to do a monologue, and laughed to myself while he did so. I said, "Sorry, I'm just laughing at the way you're doing it." He then got upset and pointed out that he had a speech impediment. FML
Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML
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effyourlife_ 0
just because she has a speech impediment and is 4 doesn't mean she's dumb stop thinking so highly of yourself, ya dick.
bigmack95 0
thats ur fault u shouldnt speak like a moron
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rockonCB4 0
what does her having a speech inpediment have to do with you being a dumbass?
smellslikefritos 0
Those who are in honors programs at colleges are usually dumber than everyone else when it comes to common sense
annika_fml 0
See, this was just a lame excuse to slip in the fact that you were in your "honors program" at your "college". Go study more.
amaranthine_fml 0
Even "got your bag" is shortened from "HAVE YOU got your bag," making it correct. I wonder if schools even teach grammar anymore...
lololol_fml 0
IDIOT
MarkO_fml 0
Since when does having a speech impediment mean the same as having poor grammar? Sounds like a smart kid and makes me doubt the integrity of your school's honors program.
Epoch 0
so you're mad because she was right? FYL for being a dumbass, and thinking that's ok.
montanafan 0
I actually have a speech impediment and I am an A* student, so your assumption that a speech impediment makes someone stupid is wrong in so many ways. That child will probably suffer from bullying as she grows up, much like I did, so quite frankly it's disgusting that you even consider this a FML.
_a_through_z 0
#51 and 63 haha. it's like Are you smarter than a fifth grader, that show makes me pissed. Second graders cannot spell parallel, they don't even know what the term is used, we get introduced to basic geometry in 6th grade. Yeah, my honors English class is a joke, we get graded on how much we suck up rather than how great we write, and how much passion we have for the subject (which is currently zero because of this) No one says "do you got your bag" where did you learn it from?
makeawish1111 0
...Maybe you should retake an introductory english class, and learn the parts of grammar.