Today, I was at a party with my girlfriend and this older guy came in and started talking to me about his rock climbing lessons earlier that week. I told him "I'm really drunk, so I really couldn't give a shit about what you did." It was my girlfriend's father picking her up to go home. FML
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OP Here! First off, the company ISP is based in Germany, but I'm in the Netherlands. Secondly, I didn't know it was her f*cking dad! This older guy just comes up and is like, "Hi, how are you?" and everything and he starts talking about rock climbing... I mean, come on. First 5 minutes, okay, the dude was busy for what felt like 10, maybe 20 minutes. I couldn't handle it. I went to kiss my girlfriend to tell her goodbye cause I saw her grab her stuff and she says her dad is here to pick her up, and that's when I see her to hug him and realize it's him. Now, that's more than 170 characters, which is all that is allowed.
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xxMiiNii 0
YDI for being disrespectful to anyone. And being a drunk.
vein 0
woww... i think you pretty much screwed that up. YDI.
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Comments (74)
AfricanChick 0
Wow, how old is your girlfriend if she's having her dad pick her up? :/
alaskasfml 0
did you miss the fact theyre in germany? at 13 they can legally drink beer, wine, champagne, etc., 16 or 18 they can drink harder stuff
noonecaresurfat 0
your dating this girl and you don't know what her dad looks like? I have to say you really deserved this. Also just don't be a rude asshole next time someone strikes up a conversation with you.
I_am_stupid_also 6
And don't get so drunk at a party that even you remember what an ass your are. Nobody likes being around people who drink so much that they can't be civil.
Nonamerequired 0
One of the important lessons learnt from this site: meet your partners parents as early as possible.
flyingpan8 0
i hope you sucked his **** and rimmed his ass to make up for being a douchebag.
shaZamy 0
you are stoopid
Supaspydaman 0
You're dumb, but it's not your fault for having a good time at a party, unless you're like 12, and then having some random older guy come in and talk to you about rock climbing? Honestly wtf? You could have been nicer and said " C'mon man, you're killing my buzz" though lol
Supaspydaman 0
Wow! So true!
0neiros 14
If you're going to be an asshole when you're drunk, don't drink.
Neferria 0
You deserve it for drinking so much and getting drunk like an idiot.
thetraveler_fml 3
YDI for being so rude and You REALLY DESERVE IT for not even recognizing your gf's dad. **** your girlfriend's life, her BF didn't even recognize her dad.