Today, I’ve tested positive for Covid-19. Again. For the third...

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By Nonexistent immune system - 20/01/2022 07:55

Today, I’ve tested positive for Covid-19. Again. For the third time. FML

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Aurora25 29

Saturday 22 January 2022 2:34

"gotta catch them all" is about pokemon.. not covid varients

laloca816 3

Sunday 23 January 2022 15:32

My sister has had Covid three times too. After the first two times she went ahead and got the vaccine and then about two weeks after getting the vaccine she got it again. She says this time is 10 times worse than the other two times.

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Aurora25 29

Saturday 22 January 2022 2:34

"gotta catch them all" is about pokemon.. not covid varients

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 27 February 2022 15:08

Well, they don't call him PikACHOO for nothing...

laloca816 3

Sunday 23 January 2022 15:32

dreams2383 18

Sunday 17 April 2022 1:14

that happened to me as well

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