Today, I took a bus to the city. When I sat down, my hand accidentally slapped again the knee of the guy sitting next to me. I apologized. He responded, "It's just a knee," and started stroking mine. This lasted the entire ride. FML
That_Teenager_ tells us more.
Hey guys!! Op here! I honestly didn't expect this to get accepted. Anyway, I wanna say thanks to all the people making jokes, I found them hilarious. To the people wondering, yes I'm female. Also, the bus was PACKED, or else I definitely would've moved. Trust me, I glared at him as much as I could and I actually told him to stop multiple times. I even threatened him with calling the police, but he wouldn't stop. But you know, I got to my stop and had a wonderful day in the city even after that experience. Nothing else happened, and I'm back home safe and sound. Sorry for the long explanation!
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Top comments
soullyfe 33
...I'm just amazed at the fact you allowed it to continue for the rest of the ride. Why didn't you stop him?
Dave_Davington 35
Kind of creepy. But on the other hand, you can't blame a guy for having kneeds.
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Comments (43)
FemskyD 26
and you didn't give him the stare of annoyment till he stopped? for me that would have been a natural respond xD
flyingflies 36
And you let him?!
nightstalker94 18
Yeah that's s little weird
TheCurvyGamer 17
I think you kneed a restraining order...
lmbachman 23
#16: best. comment. EVER.
thunderniron 22
If you just sat there and let it happen then, YDI.
lmbachman 23
Did you not consider moving? Or telling him to stop??
interesting33 37
I guess it just broke so many social barriers that OP froze and didn't know how to handle it - didn't want to 'make a scene' - he should so not have been doing that!
blacklung79 7
Maybe...find a new seat lol
ThrottleJockey 36
Aww, you made a friend.
DukeTyler 10
Should of told him to at least treat you to dinner first.
trumpy 9
the entire ride? grow a pair and tell him to **** off