Today, I thought I felt my baby kicking for the first time. After excitedly exclaiming this fact to the few people around me, I involuntarily let out the loudest fart. Not the baby kicking, just gas. FML
GothicAngel17 tells us more.
57- well you seem to have quite a good memory, ha. I've gotta say I'm thankful that the morning sickness has subsided so I don't have to drop everything and run for the toilet or for fresh air (except on a Saturday for some reason). Now I'm just gassy it would seem. Oh joy. And forgetful. Speaking of which I just remembered I put eggs on the stove to boil a while ago and forgot about them so now I have to go D:
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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mhopper 13
It's ok. When you're pregnant you get away with more stuff like that! :)
supimnyancat 9
Close enough?
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isaiaah 6
Your baby's pulling practical jokes before he's even out
GothicAngel17 24
It's going to be an epic troll, I'm sure.
OttersIsAwesome 8
This reminds of a time when I was in kindergarten and one of the kid's mom was pregenant, and I punched and kicked her belly, in jealousy, so much she let out a monstrous fart.
myndmelt 4
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Just say its a boy and that is his Skyrim Shout.
mrtjawesome 14
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did u happen to have a craving for beans?
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Lol I picture muscle man saying this
THE_A_TEEN 28
You know who else would picture Muscle Man saying this? MY MOM!
Principessa101 20
Well, that's pregnancy, I guess. congratulations! :)
BandWagonGuy 8
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I'm gonna kick this up a notch.. That's a shitty..... Shituation. >:D
RicardoAPerez 0
its a boy! :D
GothicAngel17 24
... It's actually a girl.
hoper423 3
Lmao
RedPillSucks 33
Doesn't matter. Had sex
darwinism 30
Yes. At least 4 months ago. Lucky girl!!!
BIGKIEFFER 10
She put a bag on my head Still counts
reddudeover 2
If I was there I would have farted out of camaraderie!