Today, I realized the reason my 20-year-old daughter has been so moody and aggressive is because she missed the promotional My Little Pony toys at McDonald's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 18 year-old daughter comes home, telling me she has been fired from her job at McDonalds. The reason? They had iCarly Happy Meal toys and she couldn't resist stealing one. FML
Today, I went to McDonald's and ordered a Happy Meal with a girl's toy. The high school girls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one, and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter why she didn't get her toy. FML
Today, my daughter had a meltdown when I told her I donated some of her old toys to Goodwill. It turns out Toy Story has taught her that toys have feelings and that she has a meaningful relationship with them. She's in her teens. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Today, my husband and our 4-year-old daughter were watching My Little Pony. When her favorite character angrily screamed, "You're going to love me!", she looked at him with a perplexed look. My husband then responded, "And THAT'S how I met your mommy!" FML
Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML
Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML
Today, I bought my niece a plush My Little Pony figure for her birthday. Only after she unwrapped it did I realize that it was meant to be a sex toy for grown men. FML
Today, I took my 5-year-old daughter to the play place at McDonald's but I had to keep her busy, instead of letting her play. A mom was teaching her 3-year-old daughter how to pole dance, using the play place's poles. FML
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SkoomaKi 28
I missed a promotional Pokémon toy...I feel her pain.
goldfishgod 20
Can you blame her?
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Comments (269)
carnage1108 0
I guess she's a pega-sister
rayofsunahine25 4
Omg there done with those already?! I didnt get one D:
Keyboard_Cat 2
Love & Tolerate.
M0TTO 6
Count yourself lucky that you don't have a brony for a son.
EnterSandman_fml 20
Heh, that was a great comment. I'd donate the $5.33 I found in my car when I finally got it vacuumed this weekend if I hadn't already spent it on charitable donations to the state of Connecticut (otherwise known as lottery tickets).
megamandude455 10
I missed a Yugioh one once. I raged like I've never raged before
Rathe 0
I would be mad too, and I'm a guy
skyeyez9 25
Everybody needs a hobby. Even collecting mcdonalds toys if it makes her happy.
alpacamybooks 11
I know her feel. :(
kingchelsea 3
I love this comment
RedPillSucks 33
I got a prefix and a DocBastard but I'm missing a redbluegreen and a snickerdoodle
redbluegreen 41
Try eBay.