Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I added my boss to the "ew" list on Skype. I then realized it sends her a notification. FML
Today, I received a "Reply All" email from a colleague, in which they vented their frustration with our boss. Unbeknownst to them, our boss was included in the distribution list. Our whole open plan office became a silent comedy of awkward glances. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I realized I get paid to hear my boss complain and talk crap. FML
Today, my boss asked for recommendations on how to improve the office. I sent her an e-mail full of my ideas. Later, my boss sent me a reply, saying, "Here's what head office thinks of your ideas." It contained a list of insults upper management made about me. FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, I found out that when my boss said she was considering bumping me up to full time, she actually meant she was planning on letting me go. Everyone in the office except me knew. FML
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Today, my boss continued to orchestrate behind the scenes with my colleagues to make me look bad for her lack of organization. Then she showed up 10 minutes late to a meeting, shared that she needed a vacation, and realized that she needed to micromanage less. I've been asking her to make that change for months. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
You're pretty slow, huh? You probably have her as a friend on facebook too.
UpsidedownKayak 9
It is called computer monitoring and it isn't new.
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Comments (46)
ChinaBabylove69 0
didn't your mother teach u anything ! never put nothing in writing ! until you want the whole world read it. god your such a dumb ass . say goodbye to your job and have fun looking for one! in this country! maybe after you lose this job maybe you will learn to keep your fat mouth shut! and stop talking about people you really don't know. unless you live with them then you can talk about them! I hope to god that you do get fired , maybe that will teach u a lesson ! since your parents didn't ... hopefully when you have children you can teach them to keep there ******* mouth shut! there's nothing like learning the hard way. though!!!!
Haystack85 5
text!
22cute 17
HaHa that's great! I'd say SHE deserves it!!
Skatejock21 0
...and how did that work out for you?
ChinaBabylove69 0
great reply! and straight to the point I couldn't say it any better xx
Skatejock21 0
well it takes one idiot to make a stupid move like that XD
dansco 25
Sure your boss is breaking privacy laws and you must be too to know this! YDI for sending this stuff via work email...
shortyyyyy 0
that is really really stupid...question, was it a work email? because if not than its an invasion of privacy and u could sue
a7x_RoCk3r 12
What boss DOESN'T know they're hated? Seriously..
MJ_Goobs_Xx 0
serves you right OP for talking shit about her behind her back!!
HomeAl0ne 20
Hey, Nicole, this is your shitty boss. You *do* realize I can read your FMLs as well don't you?
robberry 11
You're an idiot. All corporate email is reviewed and stored. She probably just asked the IT guy for your info (or to set up an auto cc).