Today, I realised I hate my cat. She has 'stress incontinence', which involved her peeing all over my house. Last week I found out she'd been peeing on my stove, and I can't clean off the smell. Now whenever I try to cook some food, the kitchen is flooded with the scent of burning cat pee. FML
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Oh, she's been to the vet. Lots. And apparently, unlike in humans, cat 'stress incontinence' isn't the kind where you pee when you sneeze, but the kind where you pee everywhere when you're stressed. Why is she stressed? We think she freaked out when my husband worked away from home for a few weeks. Why isn't she better - dunno! She has meds. from the vet to help her. I can't keep her out of the kitchen, due to the design of my funny, v. old, house the kitchen doesn't have a door to close it off from the rest of the house. Also her cat-flap (kitty door) is in the front door, which opens onto ...the kitchen. And she's been peeing under my bed... I've now thoroughly run out of tolerance for cat pee, hence the hatred...
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BigK_Diet_Cola 1
I've always wondered what the scent of burning cat pee is like. In some Asian cultures burning cat pee is used for aromatherapy. Consider yourself lucky that you have a cat that is aware of this fact. Your own little aroma therapist!
PhillyGirl2 0
um, ew. but you shouldnt hate her, its not her fault. you should have trained her and possibly have her spayed (if thats the actual problem, usually its only with males tho)
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Comments (95)
SexyDrPepper 2
Here's a haiku for you: Your cat has issues, Maybe try getting a dog… They can't get up there!
klx125cross 9
And that ladies and gents is why I keep those bitches outside!
Arch27 27
Bleach works wonders. Also, "Nature's Miracle" cleaner is designed to kill the stench.
xfluttershy07 8
i would giv it away
allisadawn91 8
That's why you shouldn't own a cat
jellenwood 35
Cat pee has to be one of the worst smells ever!
projectem7 14
YDI , cats suck anyway
RustlingSoul 26
You should get it looked at.
The_9th_Doctor 18
leave your oven on for a couple hrs. the smell should burn away
redraven88 16
Mmmmmm...