Today, I read on FML that a gay guy was on a date with a woman...

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2021 00:33 - Canada - Nanaimo

Today, I read on FML that a gay guy was on a date with a woman because he was tipsy and thought it was a dude, and I thought to myself, "Even gay men can get dates with women." FML

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doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:46

I'll surprise you even more. Even women can date with women)

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doronantonin 5

Tuesday 22 February 2022 11:46

I'll surprise you even more. Even women can date with women)

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