Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend who dumped me after 2 1/2 years because I got fat. The last two years I've lost 68 lbs, am happier and couldn't wait to shove that in his face. So, of course the first time he sees me I'm alone, I'm pushing a shopping cart full of ice cream for a party later. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my ex helped me drop over a hundred pounds, I broke up with him because I looked and felt so much better, and knew I could do better. Turns out he was the only thing keeping me slim, as I've put back on over twenty pounds. I asked him to take me back and he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, after seven months apart, I agreed to meet with my ex, wondering if he'd changed. He sure did. He lost a ton of weight and picked up several new hobbies. He also picked up a 23 year-old new girlfriend. She's slimmer and prettier than I'll ever be. I threw my drink in his face and left in tears. FML
Today, I saw my ex-boyfriend walking down the street in my direction. I've put on a bunch of weight since we broke up, so I turned to look in the nearest shop window, hoping he wouldn't notice. Unfortunately he did see me, looking straight at a KFC. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend on campus. Upset, I decided to go to McDonald's to eat my painful memories away. While in the drive-thru line, I realized my ex was right in front of me. It looked like I'd followed him all the way from campus. He thinks I'm a stalker now. FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of 2 years. I'd been involved in an accident that severely hurt my right leg. As a result, I couldn't work out and gained 35 pounds, also due to stress eating and some meds I’m taking. Apparently I’m no longer attractive and he can’t have people thinking he’s a “chubby chaser.” FML
Today, I was in my local supermarket's frozen aisle and I started doing a little dance of joy because my favorite ice cream was on sale. I turned around to see my ex and his new girlfriend watching me. FML
Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I've recently become serious about getting fit, and have lost nearly 84 pounds. Apparently, when I was fat, I made her look smaller in comparison. When I got slimmer, she insisted I either gain the weight back or she'd leave. So she did. FML
Today, I saw my ex. I was sure he’d be miserable, but he looked happier than I’ve seen him in a long time. He somehow even looked younger, as did the woman he was on a date with, who’s a good 10 years younger than me. Meanwhile, I’ve gained 25 pounds trying to quit smoking. FML
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Top comments
kenzierosaline 0
He'll still have noticed that you're looking foxy nowadays. He's a guy. They don't miss that kinda thing. =]
ckc_tkd 0
Man, screw that ****** for dumping you, he should have supported you and been concerned for your health, rather than just dropping you. Great job on losing the weight though! And i'm sure he noticed it too. Have fun at your party!
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Comments (111)
thjmkl 0
omg how much did you weigh when he dumped you if you lost 68 Lbs LOL i would have dumped you 40Lbs before that bahahahhahahaha
lovely997 0
Congrats on losing weight
lovely997 0
Dnb23- go **** your self, you ugly piece of shit. It's sad that I know you're ugly by not even knowing what you look like.
Nightfallz 0
so how is this a fml again? you wanted to be a bitch to your ex and it backfired?
kcslgvr 11
i really don't see how she was being a bitch. so what if she wanted to show him what he was missing. he deserved it for being so unsupportive by dumping her. congratulations on losing the weight btw.
Nightfallz 0
and 32 in no way can you base hid looks off of his comment. you apparently have some anger issues to work out
Mata_Hari 0
I'm just guessing #32 might have meant ugly...on the INSIDE....
spillproof 0
I hope you didn't want to get back together with him! Screw him
heyyou1203 0
I think the concern is that if he notices her weight so much to the point that he dumped her because of it, then he might notice what she had in her cart. it's just a bit of an ironic situation - she wants to show off how thin and healthy she's been but she has something unhealthy in her cart. he sounds like a douche, so good for you for losing the weight AND him!
cjp767 0
that was really funny timing! congrats on dropping the tonnage!
fenrisulfr 0
If you were as happy as you said, you wouldn't even care about this guy anymore.
Oqueeumeri 0
YDI for trying to impress a guy who dumped you just because you became fat!