Today, I missed points on a math quiz because I thought 2 times 5 was 20. I'm a math major. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML
Teacher bust out the sad smiley face
Today, I got my multivariable calc final back, only to realize that the ten points I got off was for putting 10 + 15 = 35 on a problem. My teacher wrote ten question marks and “No???? 25???? :(“ next to it. FML
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I have a final for my precalculus class. After hours of studying this week, I felt pretty optimistic. Until I got to class and realized that I'd forgotten my calculator. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
Maths is hard
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Close, but no cigar
Today, after submitting my college application, I noticed that I mistyped "math enthusiast" as "meth enthusiast". FML
Maths
Today, I realized my brain has degraded so fucking much when I could only do one math question over the span of 24 hours. FML
Today, I found out that I've been taking the wrong math class all semester. We're only a few weeks from finals and I have no drops left. FML
Today, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of my career, I realized I misread the question. FML
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doink 0
You were probably tired. it happens to the best of us. I once absentmindedly asked if an airplane was 50 miles long.
bk_chick13 0
not anymore ur not
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ShutYourFace_ 0
LMFAO. this is great.
treesdevin 0
were u stoned.?
Lov3r 0
I actually think the 'easiest' math problems sometimes are harder than the 'harder' ones.... I've done that too.
FerrariCake 2
No they are not. I think that you are trying too hard to think of things to think about. Stop trying to think. You're not good at it.
V_S234 0
They make perfect sense to me... They are the hardest to get right sometimes because you have not been practicing them. You assume you will just get them right. Then you answer them wrong without thinking because you're focusing on the harder parts of the question. Think next time, #102.
ralphyr 0
fml because you can't do elementary math? get the he'll outta here and stop wasting space.
deathartisan 0
epic math fail!!
FerrariCake 2
Sorry, OP... if you were really a math major, you would know math has nothing to do with numbers. If you're still doing the 2 times 5 thing, you're nowhere near a "math major". Maybe "math majorette".
volleyballx3 2
who ******* cares?
RustedBuddha 0
It's funny how when you get into all the convoluted, abstract math, your grip on the simple stuff fades in and out. My boyfriend will never let me down the time I tried to convince him the sqrt(1+1+1) = 1.
asianwolf 2
you need some zzzzzzzzzzz..........
enfuego126 0
math major and you're doing 5X20 kinda problems?? are you getting your degree online??