Lauraborealous
Lloydminster, Canada
Today, I'm so broke that I hand-washed my socks with a bar of soap that I stole from work. FML
Lauraborealous tells us more.
for those saying that I should have stolen laundry soap or similar, i work at a restaurant, this wouldn't be possible
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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gantoman 13
No we've not.
chellyX92 8
For some people it's cheaper to have a cell phone then a house phone. We NEED phones to call for help and have people easily get In contact with us, it just depends on what type you get.
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Comments (226)
AwesomeGuy673 0
What of your boss saw this, he would fire you for stealing soap. :D
JustKittyKat 24
I once lived in a cheap motel, and ate off of the same chicken for two weeks. Now I live in a nice house and live middle class. You can only move up! Good luck, sweetie!
wildsweetchild 19
Sorry OP you're going through it now, but those who've been there and lived through it, only came out stronger! Hang in there..it's the darkest before the dawn ;)
habibiiiiiii 2
Well you have a job so hopefully you won't have to keep hand washing your socks!
pinksnowflake 2
You might be broke, but you are resourceful...so things will turn around for you, OP.
Dcm210 19
its ok to have internet with phone or computer with internet. gotta keep in contact with friends and family. hopefully you can buy laundry soap next payday.
klx125cross 9
U stole a bar of soap? From work? L.O.L.!!
olpally 33
Very good... You passed reading comprehension 101. Welcome to FML, where stating the obvious gets you down voted. *thumbs you down* no shit!
perdix 31
Maybe you ought to go to the local police station and turn yourself in for Petty Theft Soap. You'll get three hots and a cot while you repay your debt to society for your larceny.
Welshite 40
A total debt of about $0.30.
mikeymayhem_87 15
As good as that sounds, but that would be a waste of taxpayer money for a $0.99 bar of soap lol
callous 2
Sigh. Criminals and their priorities.
missunderstanded 5
we all have our hard ships in life it's ok op you are not alone. At least you got the job done
Stardew 19
I wish I had a hard ship. Hell, I'd be happy with a raft :/