SuperStagiaire
India
Today, I’m an intern and was given a pile of files. Do I have to process them? Nay! Simply remove all the staples with nothing but my nails. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Maybe borrow a pair of scissors... But still, what a stupid task to be assigned to :/
RichardPencil 32
On the resume, it will say "put in charge of project to mitigate hazardous metals in sensitive organic material." It'll be so worth it and toughen you up.
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TheAprilWitch 22
I first read "a pile of flies". So I guess it could have been worse.
cootiequeen4444 11
what if OP is a scientist? *sudden flashback to biology with Mendelian Inheritance, Punnett Squares, and mothereffing fruit flies* morning classes where you have to think are such a mistake...
siggy_mcsigx 22
No employer here would dare risk the safety hazard of an intern like that.
stoneybadger78 6
Well, you're an intern, you are just a peon. Expect remedial and shit tasks. A butter knife is great at removing staples.
Blissment 12
go to the store and get shark teeth.
zainman13 26
I read it in an Indian voice in my head and Nay sounded like nahi. Which is no in Hindu/Urdu
alaina1104 11
"Great job! Now re-staple everything."
TCKM416 15
If you turn the papers over to the back and unbend the staples so the edges are no longer curved you can easily pull the staple out
critzm 15
And your not even being paid? Hell nah
zaidthunder1 27
I'm sure you can find some tool like a metal object to use instead of nails.
elainebarish 8
I thought this said flies instead of files and I was very concerned.