Today, I lost my job to a girl that graduated with the same bachelor's degree from the same college as me. She also got a master's in an unrelated field. I've been working there 7 months, and her master's in maths apparently makes her a better athletic trainer than me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I hired and trained took my director's position. She's not even been there a month. I didn't do anything to lose it, they just decided she was more qualified. At least I was good at picking employees I guess. FML
Today, I found out the job I applied for in IT was offered to coworker. I'm going to school for it, she has no degree/desire/knowledge of it. She was my trainer, I literally worked beside her for 2.5 years, and kept saying, "I hope you get it, I'm not going to apply." It was offered 5 days ago, which I found out about from another coworker. FML
Today, my girlfriend who trained me at the job we both work at received a promotion, which left a spot for advancement. I was chosen for the position, and now the guy she's been cheating on me with is training me. Congrats. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Today, after spending 8 months and $11,000 on school, I was denied a job in my chosen career field. They told me they decided to go with someone with more experience. So who got the job? One of my classmates. This is her first job. EVER. FML
Today, I lost my job to the individual I just finished training. Within 2 hours after being escorted out, my old boss called and yelled at me for doing a lousy job. He was angry that the training was deficient and because the new person is as bad as I was. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
Today, I found out that a co-worker of mine that I had originally hired, trained, and mentored to work in my department for the past 4 years had just got the promotion that I had applied for. He is now my boss. FML
Today, I found out that, because I'm a student, the employees I train make more than me. FML
Today, I found out my boss was quiet-firing me on purpose. Apparently, his daughter who works at this same company is pregnant now and needs a promotion. I have a Master’s and have been here for 9 years. She dropped out of college because it was “too hard” and the other day she put a metal spoon in the microwave. FML
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carrotpuke 0
She's probably hotter than you.
equinoxe_fml 2
You're an idiot if you think your degree is the only thing that counts to qualify for a job.
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Comments (103)
hockeyhouse 5
I'm on my phone so I can't tell where the OP is from but "maths" is how they say it in Europe.
idkweird 0
I was going to mention that, too, but the OP is from the US.
soccerkrzy 0
I wonder if you ever considered the fact that maybe she is a better employee than you?
Americunt 0
FYL, GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN.
mshafty 0
Maybe your employers didn't enjoy your constant whining!! Remember education is one of many things needed to get a job these days.
uhhheyy 0
uuhhh .... should I call the WAA-bulance ??
sextacular 0
Dipshit, you ruined a meme. Good job.
mshafty 0
Maybe your employers didn't enjoy your constant whining!! Remember education is one of many things needed to get a job these days.
TaranSahota 0
I'm sorry to say but I'm guessing she has bigger boobs. Lol
Firesprite2009 0
It is in the UK.
Punkartmama 0
A Bachelors degree doesn't mean as much as it used to. Having a Masters (in anything) proves that you are more serious then other appliciants. Plus, a degree only proves that you did enough to graduate, there are other skills that they look for.
STOPITFIVE 0
she was white wasn't she?