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Teu_much Bronx, United States

Today, I let my dog outside to play. He shat on three cars, played dead in the middle of the street, and chased my neighbors' cat into a pool. When he came back into the house, he had a note taped to his back saying "IOU 1 lawsuit". FML

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Teu_much 5

Thank you 42. That was the exact reason why I posted it. I never knew so much people on here would take this post to heart. It isn't that serious to hate me for it.

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brettrb 18

I find that the monthly payments on leasing a dog are quite reasonable, but the interest is just ridiculous.

airforce987 20

Sorry but YDI for letting your dog outside without supervision or an electric fence.

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Taurus_ChicKa 37

I'm wondering how your dog managed to shit ON three cars. O.o

gunnerblaster 21

YDI - Watch your damned animals, you retard.

middlenamefrank 8

You "let your dog outside"? Do you not understand (now, at least) why that's not a good thing to do? Dogs do stuff like that when left alone outside. You're lucky he didn't attack a child, you could have a big lawsuit on your hands.

rocker_chick23 27

Or attacked the cat he chased. That would have been another lawsuit.

llamaslikesoda 21

Your dog must really hate you.

andiesaur 18

Wait he shit ON the cars? How is that even possible? YDI for not being a responsible pet owner and leashing him, but that's impressive.

incredared89 2

You're what is known as... a dumb ****.

french_vulpix 19

One word: fence. Your neighbor should have called animal control and made you pay the fine to pick up your dog. How can you claim to love your pet when you expose them to all the dangers of an off-leash world, like other dogs and cars? What if your dog killed that poor cat? I wish there was a law that forced people like you to take a pet ownership class. Please tell me you at least cleaned up those cars.

Brandi_Faith 34

I wish there was a law that forced pets to be on a leash inside the city or neighbourhood. Dog parks are the only safe and acceptable place to let your dog loose in my opinion.

andiesaur 18

Aren't leash laws a thing? They are in my hometown at the very least.

KaylaTackett 18

So you just left your dogs shit on someone's car?

MissMegan711 5

Thats why you put your dog on a leash or in a backyard with a fence... You let your dog lose and it started acting like a wild animal... what a shocker!

bunny409 14

YDI always have your dog on a leash...training isnt a bad option either