Today, I learned that marriage isn't all roses and sunshine. Instead, it's digging an infected ingrown hair out of your husband's ass cheek because he can't reach it himself. FML
snazz23 tells us more.
snazz23 20
OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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CrassKal 27
At least you guys are comfortable around each other *shrug*
soodytheboi 23
That's loyalty. He's lucky to have someone like you who is willing to help him like that.
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Comments (83)
naviajack626 16
I do that for my boyfriend ?
WolfyCubb 8
I don't get why people are so grossed out by this. i think it's nice. i do the same for my man all the time!
AndronicusPark 10
I hope you wore gloves, and had gauze and rubbing alcohol on hand.
PhoenixChick 26
Yep, that's how a good marriage works. For every candle lit romantic dinner, there's several doctor appointments and instructions on "draining," "insertion" and the possible need of enemas.
roughhh 4
Now that's love
nash_ella333 10
Now this right here is real relationship goals.
TheSaiyanQueen 8
I can totally relate to this. I feel the pain.
feckery101 5
my boyfriend and I always look each other over every night for ingrown hairs, black heads, pimples and other things. I feel like it builds trust and love. if your willing to do that for someone, it's love.
Bearsmomma 30
Try the penis. Base of the shaft. That hair was easily 5 inches! Ugh!
praisejeebus 6
The things we do for love ?