Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
Today, I had to go to the police station to pick up my 42 year old dad. Why? He was caught stealing candy. FML
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Okay this is my FML and to address everyones comments- yes the name candyman was thaught of and is used. And I can't believe only one person figured out that it's simply a midlife crisis issue. And yeah, I put it under kids for a reason. It is FML because I can't use it against him cuz he's too much of an ass. And for another reason that will be posted as another FML. Thank you and goodnight
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Brolin 4
Lmfao this is amazing, I would hold that over him for years to come. Anytime you need something, just remember this, and hold it over him haha this is really great.
Kiwi_Splash 0
You're not getting the point. It's that his dad is 42 and caught stealing CANDY. Sure, the OP's dad didn't do something so HUGE, but it's the fact that of all crimes, he chose to steal, and not something major, but candy, something that would not cost more than 2 dollars at the most. It's just ironic because that is something a child would do. But anyway, HAHAHHAHHAH. Must've been hilarious.
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Comments (243)
dameretiannaa31 0
lol,i love your dad.
DomyDamsy 0
probly was worth it though XD
DameGreyWulf 1
Agreed with your nickname. That was my first reaction when I read this. You should definitely call him candyman forever now.
simplyn2deep 2
wow I would have left him. my dad knows I'd leave him
ak7987 0
wow at least it was only candy
wtfxckmate 0
sugar daddy!
genius_man16 1
Roflcopter. And as a poster above me said, most definitely call him the "candyman" forever and ever. Don't even call him "dad" anymore. Lol
fmlfmlfml15 0
what does roflcopter mean?
TehTy 0
~Facepalm~
KatieGoesRawrr 0
hahahahahahahahaha
jts2 3
The Candy Man! The Candy Man can!
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
Wtf. Lmao.
_Some_One_ 0
o_o... you have quite the interesting dad, lmao.
Phallus_fml 0
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iheart 0
...twenty second
aria02 0
thats truely hilarous. ur dad mite b lik an undercover kleptomaniac or sumthin lol