crétin-crédule
Isle, France
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36
She stole your heart, now she stole your phone...
kittenmeownyan 18
Probably not the smartest move, maybe vocalise that you wanted her number. Fyl
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karlcolt45 19
she's clearly just looking at your music taste, photos, and scoping your friends before she gives you her number. I'm sure she will contact you soon haha can't be too careful these days.
wlddog 14
And now she knows if he will be getting her call, or if he is simply ignoring her.
andyyroxx 20
I cannot see a way you didn't really deserve this man. Don't know how to sympathize.
oj101 33
Silver lining: At least you have another reason/opportunity to see her again :) Plus, they have subways in rural Limousin? That's new.
WrongRomance 11
Pretty girl thieves. You should really watch out for those, they're in disguise.
Enslaved 38
*Crossing fingers* that you installed "Find my iPhone" or whatever cell you own and track that thieving ho down!
nickob96 25
Hope you got a iPhone with find my friends or find my iPhone!
DocBastard 40
Even if she had given you a number, it would have been the rejection hotline. So she was saving you the embarrassment of being rejected. What a kind, thoughtful girl.
melkymac101 17
Who in da Fuik gives someone their fone ?!?!?!
EvaWarrior 8
I think someone needs to give you a dictionary
akiahara 14
Perhaps their dictionary was stolen?
nanaprincess 7
dude! she probably took off with your phone to get you to come after her. duhh.
whynotbliss 18
At least you know her new number