Today, I got kicked in the balls twice in two hours. The first was my (now ex) girlfriend when I confronted her about cheating on me, and the second was her overprotective friend who thought that I was the cheater. One is a cheerleader, and the other is a soccer player. FML
benjamins39 tells us more.
benjamins39 12
OP here....yes, they are both female, and that’s kinda there way of doing things when pissed at a guy, fire away. Not the first time my ex has kicked me, hoping it was the last though. She got off the direct hit, the soccer player was kinda a graze, but they were so sore it felt like a direct hit. After walking funny for a day or so, all good now
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onceuponatime456 16
Have them both charged with assault!
KnowsWhatAJokeIs 4
You should have hit them both as hard as you could in the breast, sure, the police won't belive you defended yourself and punish you, but it would have been justified and equality.
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Comments (38)
Coda James Matthew Blanchard 8
are ya balls in ya throat?
BeardedLondoner 24
That's hilarious...
donb23 23
so now do you talk in a really high voice. The pain must be extream if they both got direct hits.
Burle 17
Too bad you're not a goalie, you'd stop leaving your legs open
sumocj 14
Not sure why this is an fml ?
BeardedLondoner 24
You're retarded
sumocj 14
Ever heard of sarcasm?
Wintermelons 19
Ouch, sterilized
tonyfan00 38
Was there can-can music blaring in the background?
worldclassrager 41
At least the man she cheated with you wasn’t there to deliver a third right?
benjamins39 12
OP here....yes, they are both female, and that’s kinda there way of doing things when pissed at a guy, fire away. Not the first time my ex has kicked me, hoping it was the last though. She got off the direct hit, the soccer player was kinda a graze, but they were so sore it felt like a direct hit. After walking funny for a day or so, all good now
simcityguy09 19
Call the cops