Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
allinicolesmh
United States
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Austin
United States
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
FML
United Kingdom
Communication breakdown
Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. Twenty minutes into the job, I was told, "Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go." Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML
Anonymous
Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML
morningbirdie
Drunk level: 2000
Today, I had to pick up my dad because he was too drunk to drive home. Drive his wheelchair home, that is. FML
piece of crap car
Portland, United States
Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML
Broken Leg, Broken Job
Today, I was fired for not having a reliable mode of transportation. I’ve only had to take the bus recently because three days ago, my boss’s son was messing around in the parking garage, lost control, and totaled my car. FML
Anonymous
Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML
Joey
United States
Today, my company hired a new guy to help on our project. My boss said that he would shadow me for the whole day so he could learn our system. At the end of the day my boss fired me, handed my company car keys and laptop to my "shadow for the day" right in front of me. My Mom picked me up. FML
Top comments
crzyry 6
Don't take him, problem solved! Damn I'm good.
NorfolkDude 2
This sounds awfully like that show "That 70's Show."
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little_metalbear 0
"Today, I fired my son. That was before I found out my car didn't work, so I have to ask him to drive me. FML
SkoomaKi 28
Tell the bastard he can crawl.
modelos10 19
why dont you " accidentally" oversleep so he will be late. and then blame it on that since you no longer habe a job you didnt put on an alarm
EchoSerenity 15
Well dad that'll be $20 for gas and maybe another $20+ for having to be in the same car with you..
thes7274473 19
Nepotism. He shouldn't have hired you at all.
autiger0612 18
Depends on what you got fired for...