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Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

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That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

LOL such a loving wife. FYL

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MegamiKaosu 28

You now have a replacement :3

MegNGreg 0

great wife u got ther. :/

At least she likes your gift.

bieberfreak18 0

I don't think cats are to be kept in boxes...

ciarabear 0

Hahaha oh my, I want that cat Hahaha funny!

Maybe you shouldn't have put it in a ****** box.

Don't put the cat in a BOX! Unless it was a proper cage-box. If not, YDI, poor CAT!

that's why you get a mans best friend

You shouldn't have given her the pussy