Today, I found the Christmas 'newsletter' my mom sends out every year to our extended family and friends that details our activities and achievements of the past year. I wasn't mentioned once. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized how little my husband, son and I mean to my in-laws. We were somehow left off the distribution list for my sister-in-law's birthday party. I even texted her to wish her well. It wouldn't be so bad if this wasn't the fifth consecutive family event we were left out of. FML
Today, I found out my ex got invited to our Christmas Party. I also found out that she got much more presents and money from my family than I did. FML
Today, I sent a christmas card to my husband's uncle and aunt. I'd forgotten that the uncle died last year. FML
Have we met?
Today, I was in a group chat with my mother and siblings. Midway through, my mom specifically tells my siblings how proud she is of them, and how they’ve always been by their side and loves them. I wasn’t even included. FML
Today, I decided I was going to do something nice for my parents for Christmas. So, I cleaned the entire house top to bottom, baked cookies, and made them both Christmas cards. What did I get in return? They asked me to wrap my four year old sister's presents, and let me know I got nothing. FML
Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I worked 4 hours for a huge mail call to get all the troops their Christmas mail. And just like every other mail call I did not receive one package or letter. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Come on man, make an effort
Today, it's been over a month since my mom has answered my calls or texts. Why? Because I didn't write an elaborate post on her Facebook for her birthday like my sister did. I only called and messaged with her all day. FML
Generic Happy Birthday gif
Today, I'm still trying not to cry. Yesterday was by birthday. I got an email from my dad with three words, "Happy Birthday (nickname)". I got a Facebook post from my mother. No card. No phone call. No gift. I have become nothing more than a Facebook friend to my parents. FML
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PhillyFox 0
I really hate those things. Some if my cousins do that, too, and it just comes off to me as bragging. Chances are if you don't talk to them in person or via phone or email that nobody's going to care about Johny being on the honor roll for the fourth time.
jpgray1982 0
blacksheep much?
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Comments (50)
coolplanes 0
haha it's ok, my mom writes one too and i always have just 2 or 3 sentences while everyone else has a whole paragraph. I guess we are just not interesting enough for them
hallucinog3n 0
call the fkn wahmbulance... i'd be glad to be excluded from such a worthless endeavor.
CanadaGold2010 0
#42 hahaha
bindee2211 2
I say get over it . shit happens
STOPBANNINGME 0
My mother does the same thing. It's ******* retarded.
STOPBANNINGME 0
YDI. Maybe you didn't do anything noteworthy? On this site, everyone claims that their lives suck. Very few FMLs actually have validity in such a view. Take some initiative and get off your ass.
master2 2
Invisible person... Who said that??
coolgirl44 3
Ouch. Maybe you could spend some more time with ur family and they'll have more memories of you
coolguy345 0
Ru even alive
JimSweatshirt 6
Well get drunk, get naked and ******* dance at a wind tasting convention. Nothing else you can do.. :)
Fuzy2K 7
"Wind" tasting? I didn't know wind could taste like anything...
The_9th_Doctor 18
so what ya do to piss her off?