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Today, I found the Christmas 'newsletter' my mom sends out every year to our extended family and friends that details our activities and achievements of the past year. I wasn't mentioned once. FML

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I really hate those things. Some if my cousins do that, too, and it just comes off to me as bragging. Chances are if you don't talk to them in person or via phone or email that nobody's going to care about Johny being on the honor roll for the fourth time.

blacksheep much?

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coolplanes 0

haha it's ok, my mom writes one too and i always have just 2 or 3 sentences while everyone else has a whole paragraph. I guess we are just not interesting enough for them

hallucinog3n 0

call the fkn wahmbulance... i'd be glad to be excluded from such a worthless endeavor.

I say get over it . shit happens

My mother does the same thing. It's ******* retarded.

YDI. Maybe you didn't do anything noteworthy? On this site, everyone claims that their lives suck. Very few FMLs actually have validity in such a view. Take some initiative and get off your ass.

Invisible person... Who said that??

Ouch. Maybe you could spend some more time with ur family and they'll have more memories of you

coolguy345 0

Ru even alive

JimSweatshirt 6

Well get drunk, get naked and ******* dance at a wind tasting convention. Nothing else you can do.. :)

"Wind" tasting? I didn't know wind could taste like anything...

The_9th_Doctor 18

so what ya do to piss her off?