Capteen
Brisbane, Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML
Capteen_fml tells us more.
OP here! I definitely have a new mattress, and the frames been well cleaned as it was in storage for a while. To the people saying get over it - I'm not upset or creeped out too much, I just thought it was FML worthy. And no, I have no intention of 'repeating the cycle' to my children as such - I need to finish my studies before even considering children!
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SkoomaKi 28
Nothing like home. It's not like you're going to find any afterbirth under your sheets!
bballsoccerrocks 7
The circle of life!
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Comments (241)
ClosetTroll 10
Much better than finding a video tape.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
What if that's how OP found out? :O
fastcheetah 1
So what. Grow up, baby.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Burn it.
DevilBoi69x 0
That's sort of cool
pokaberrie 0
Sounds about right (:
DocBastard 40
What, did you think your parents picked you up at the hardware store? Guess what: parents have sex. We have sex everywhere. It's our house, and we do it everywhere. If you're not home and we are, chances are we're *******. Our bed, your bed, dining room table, kitchen counter, washing machine... Get the idea? I'd get over it quickly, junior.
sneeze_watch 19
This is my favorite comment ever. Also, it's true. Any chance we get. Everywhere.
Pandacupcakelove 26
Now i don't want to toutch anything in my house...
babe7260 30
Lol how true!!!!
Angelrose2004 17
I think it would be just a tad bit disturbing to have sex in your child's bed.. But maybe that's just me. *shudder*
Marcella1016 32
Lmfao wow. Talk about the facts of life speech....
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Everything in my childhood has been a lie! Thank you Doc for making me realize I have nothing to live for. Good day.
phatdaddy62 23
Hey Doc, don't forget, if there's a hot tub . . . Yeah, we ****** in there too. Buncha times!
BrysGirl27 14
Hmmmm home sweet home:)
harrypotter955 19
Looks like your back home!
scruffyindiekid 2
Could be worse.. Could be the same bed your little baby sister was conceived in...
underguarded 20
Childhood - ruined