Today, I found out that my best friend is being sacked. He's also about to rent a new apartment which he won't be able to afford when he loses his job. I can't warn him or I'll breach confidentiality and lose my job as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my best friend was fired from the place we both work at because she's a bad employee. After they fired her she said, "If I go, I'm taking my best friend with me." So they fired me too. I actually liked that job. FML
Today, upon applying for a new job to leave my old crappy job I was informed by my new potential employer that he was unable to hire me because he is friends with my current boss. FML
Today, I found out that a coworker and I may get laid off soon, all because my boss's niece told him she can do both our jobs all by herself, and for less money. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Albatross around my neck
Today, after moving in with a friend I've known for 9 years, I found out he's going to jail soon, and refuses to work or get a new job, making me unable to pay rent as he eats all my food. FML
Today, I found out that after three years of telling my boss our strategy wasn't going to work, that I was right - it didn't work. I also found out that because it didn't work, I lost my job. My boss still has his. FML
Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML
Today, after finally getting a job offer after months of unemployment, I found out that the person who was going to hire me got fired. Which means I'm not getting the job. FML
Hello goodbye
Today, it's been five days since I started my new job in a new town, and just signed the lease on my new apartment too. Now I find out the company's closing down, and since I'm still on probation, I'm told I'm not entitled to any kind of severance. FML
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loueasy 23
Send him a letter in the mail anonymously.
tj1540 16
Try your hardest to talk him out of the apartment maybe offer to let him move in with you.
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Comments (142)
ThatLoneIyGuy 8
Tell him through a anonymous way
corporatescoundr 25
Damn... I hope things work out for your friend. I hope they understand if you don't tell them for the sake of your job.
Goblin182 27
I think I would chance it. Ask him to keep it confidential.
FieldLeftBlank 20
Tell him he should check this awesome website you've been using recently.
wow2mylife 25
only if they post the fml to profiles hope it makes sense
WardenWolf 26
Discretely tell him, face to face. You owe him that.
ohSNAPyall 27
You do owe him that. And he owes it to you not to say anything that would make you lose your job over it.
gracehi 33
Personally, I'd tell him anyway, that is if I could trust he wouldn't blab that I told him. But that's just me. I know this must be an agonizing situation for you. Ultimately you have to do what is best for you and your family first, and then do right by your friend only if you can. Good luck, and I hope everything works out for everyone involved. And, who knows? Maybe your friend will get an even better paying job. Stranger things have happened.
twilight2002 17
tell him ass
Moon_Dreamer22 12
if it were me in that situation i would tell him right away breach or no breach, companies that force you to sign a confidentially agreement are just downright sketchy in my book and you'd be better off finding a new company to work for that won't make you sign such a ridiculous contract in the end you owe it to your friends to spare them from a difficult financial situation
Xigax 6
Well according to you i should not have worked at any of my jobs full of nice people besides my first job as a water
Inquisitor11 5
Waiter*
Moon_Dreamer22 12
im saying that you should always be loyal to your friends, confidentiality contracts are a load of crock in my opinion if you're aware that a trusted friend is in danger of being fired you should give them a heads up so they can prepare themselves by looking for another job
Talis99 26
I'm going to go ahead and point out the fact that you have no idea why the person is being fired. Could be entirely legitimate. Confidentiality agreements are there to ensure no backlash and are not "sketchy" but smart business practices.
mariri9206 32
Also, you can be sued for breaking a confidentially contract.
TayaLarkin 3
I'm only a cashier and I had to sign one. It's so things like stock value and revenue and sales and marketing strategies can't be leaked to competitors.
Seriphe 16
Maybe hint that he should wait awhile on the apartment, "in case something comes up/happens"?
schmoo_schmoo 14
If you had a pet dog, goldfish or something, maybe tell him out loud so your friend over hears you and then technically you didn't tell your friend.
KingLewisII 34
that doesn't work as an excuse after first grade