Today, I found out my teacher writes descriptions next to people's names on the register to remind him who people were. By mistake the descriptions appeared on the computer projector. Next to my name it said "Tubby". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was teaching a class when a student pointed out that I'd used the wrong "your/you're" while writing on the board. FML
Today, I accidentally called my teacher "Babe." FML
Today, my university professor asked us to submit anonymous course feedback. I wrote three paragraphs criticizing his lectures. Ten minutes later, I realized I'd left my full name at the bottom of the page. FML
Today, I’m a middle-school teacher. Handing back graded essays, only to realize halfway through that I’d left my personal notes visible on the projector. One said, “Great kid, but talks like a podcast on 1.5x speed.” The student read it out loud before I could close the tab. FML
Today, while grading my kindergarteners' spelling tests, one kid spelled all the words wrong, including his name. FML
Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
Today, while my teacher was in the middle of a lecture, I accidentally made it so my laptop would display everything upside down. It took me the rest of class to get it right side up again. FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper. I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it. FML
Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML
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alwaysalady 0
I had a teacher who over an entire year never once called me by my right name. At least this one's trying even if he is being a jerk about it.
rational_man 0
blackmail= A+ use this and other mistakes people make to your advantage, and maybe lay off the krispy cremes.
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Comments (32)
anjtrg_1112 23
It could just be a cute nickname, my friend's boyfriend calls her Tubby all the time. Then again, that is a completely different situation :P
anjtrg_1112 23
*you're and what else?
DannyXR 3
Maybe if you lost the weight your teacher might put down "Jared from Subway" next to your name xp
CockAsian 14
You just lost it.
TheThrasher_fml 0
my nickname is fatty but its not cuz im overweight its because im big and a lot of fun, like a fat joint (cuz i smoke)
yourmom314159 3
It's called a roster you ass-munch...not a register
Pugs_not_drugs 9
in england its a register