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FMyLife
Anonymous United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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Comments (362)

that is the funniest thing it sounds like something my best friend would do to his girl

magootissa 0

OMG when i first read your FML i thought you said " IN me while I sleep" and not "ON me while I sleep" (I'm french and i'm not in USA since a long time I always mixed up in and on...) I promise this FML is way funny and you actually understand it right =)

magootissa 0

My last sentence should be : I promise this FML is a lot more fun when you actually understand it right =) sorry about that..

omg i could imagain my boy friend doing that.. this is funny not fml haha

MatthewAllMighty 0

eh, that's not that bad.

Mastercody 0

your boyfriend is awesome!

lmao! so random

Lmao that's hilarious!! Not an FML.

That made me giggle

why is this an fml

R O T F L C O P T E R !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!