catfan
Wildomar, United States
Today, I found out my 13-year-old daughter thinks the showerhead got her pregnant. FML
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Hi this is OP. First off, my daughter is not pregnant. She has been going to school sex ed classes since she was 11, apparently they don't explain how someone gets pregnant in enough detail. She told me she's a virgin, though she thought she wasn't because she was "having sex" with the showerhead. Apparently one of her friends had told her masturbation counts as sex.
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thatgirlkat 9
That tells you what she's doing in the shower.
wolfstalker213 14
Time to explain the birds and bees...?
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LanceGoodthrust 19
But it's her boyfriend, McSteamy!
OptimusVader 23
And he's the oldest brother, Dreamy McSteamy!
lilmissish 6
I remember when I was younger I thought kissing a boy would make you pregnant. It's time to have the talk!
ichoosetobe 10
my mom told me that babies were a gift from God, do I thought that two people just asked Jesus when they wanted one!
Shepardspie71 8
Did u think holding off on the sex talk worked out for you
Wakachulak 22
Funny fact: 'Showerhead' is one of the nicknames of the South African president. Hm, your daughter might be on to something...
caden_bro 9
Well, I hope that's a really bad lie. Or she needs a lesson in sex-- doesn't she have sex ed at that age?
monnanon 14
panic can make you do strange things. for example i once was convinced i was pregnant aftet missing a period for 7 weeks. kind of impossible if you havent had sex for over a year but still you miss a period your brain goes striaght to pregnant.
skitzymew 19
Not a lot of schools teach sex ed. And most parents wait for the talk once a girl hits her period. Maybe OPs daughter hasn't got it yet.
monnanon 14
theres plenty of places for a kid to get misconceptions about sex. watching soaps, gossip from friends, overhearing adults talking, reading books and the web, stumbling over ****. as soon as a kid asks questions about sex thr talk should happen no matter how young they are. you just tailor it ti suit.
DukeLeto 14
Wait...oral gets you pregnant?
flashback_fml 14
Sounds like you're doing a great job
BeautyBaby099 18
What was she doing with the shower head?
AntiPrude 26
May I ask, with all due respect, are you enough of a prude that you try to deny yourself that fact that teens **********, or are you just plain stupid?
Wakachulak 22
Wait, is she actually pregnant?
mackdeezy 22
Not unless its shooting out sperm and showering her with it.
Wakachulak 22
She's obviously not pregnant by the shower head, but she may be pregnant from something (someone) else. This might not be a laughing matter at all.