Today, I found a ticket on my motorcycle for not parking in a designated spot. The space I had parked my bike in was occupied by a large van. Some asshole had moved my bike. FML
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I actually feel much more comfortable on my bike than in a car. When I was 15 someone crashed into the side of my mums car, right where I was sitting. The passenger seat I'd been in was completely crushed. Many of my bones were also crushed. Guess I'm just afraid of getting trapped in a car like that again.
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Skarkie321 18
I'm sure they have cameras around there somewhere, you could always get them to look.
kittytub 12
time to key the van~
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KVKdragon 26
Agreed. Parking is horrible for me too whenever I need to attend class. That's why I always park in the WAY back when I'm in a rush and use my parking app on my phone to GPS tag my car's location lol
egrudy 9
At least you still have your bike the prick who moved mine kept it.
carou123 8
Did you get the van's license plate? Or perhaps saw the owner of the van?
lambda_fml 40
Now you make sure that van doesnt move from where its parked.
ScarletBloom 14
There wasn't any designated parking spot for motorbike?
nbrtrnd 4
if it in an apartment complex I would call and have the van towed
TrailblazerSS 5
Whoever touches my shit dies.
truerebel 1
Well if you drive a motorcycle, then u shouldn't be parked in a space big enough for a "large van"
Epikouros 32
Do parking spaces have walls where you live?
chippa 24
Sometimes there is only one size of parking space in a lot. If not, there is a sure possibility that the small ones could be filled. You sound like an asshole.
fadingaway 17
Always lock your bike once you've parked it.
skittycat213 19
YDI for parking in a spot designated for a car. Y'know, one of those REAL vehicles with 4 wheels! I hope someone opens their door in traffic as you try to scoot down the middle of two lanes you miserable organdonor!