Today, I finally brought a girl home from college. While I was making her some coffee, my roommate came down in her underwear, pretended to be my girlfriend, and asked if we were having a threesome. My date left before I could explain, and my roommate thinks it's fucking hilarious. FML
GimmeLaCoffee tells us more.
First off, yeah I was a bit pissed (cause, well, I was pretty excited..) but we do prank each other all the time so I'm laughing about it. Don't worry, I'll get my revenge! Also, its not because she is jealous/into me- like I said, we prank each other, and as for my roommate being in her underwear thats not unusual, we both do it and she is very free with her body. Personally I think its great she is so confident, which I respect (since it's made bloody hard for women these days). As for the lot of you who were like '**** her, she owes you' thats kinda sick. You don't 'owe' someone sex for anything, especially not a prank. However she really can't complain if I scare off her next date! Revenge prank ideas are welcome, I'm thinking chilli in her cereal for starters..
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androtech 12
You should do the same to her if she ever brings a guy over.
yesmydear 7
suggested prank: next time she brings over a guy, pretend you are her BROTHER and ask him if he is there for a theesome .. that will not only scare him off but also start some nasty rumors :))
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Comments (286)
rooshinsolanki 7
if she **** blocked you from some action...she owe you some..!! at least a bj..:D
austinfio 1
well... I guess it's time to have sex with your room mate.
spidyman16 6
Wait.... You have a female roommate?
BoltTheSuperdog 22
Glad to know I wasn't the only one thinking that!
orbester 9
Is your roommate atleast hot?
icychil 13
Well, if your date left without even asking an explanation, better that way :-) You should opt for having your roommater always testing the common sense of anyone you decide to bring home.
ninety 25
His date leaving has nothing to do with her possessing or lacking in common sense. It had everything to do with a mostly naked women greeting her and her date, the OP, at the door, which in a normal situation would be pretty odd and uncomfortable for most people.
kost4060 14
If ur roommate meets ur standards for a girlfriend you should dare her instead
CupOfCoffee 14
I'm not sure whether I should feel sorry for you or laugh at this situation. I think I'm going for the second option though. Still, FYL, OP.
jryan2 16
Poor the hot coffee on her
chikoflake1 2
Well that couldn't gone two ways, you had an awesome threesome or yeah you end up alone with no sex lol the roll of the dice m8 :p
cwaziemamma 16
Ok, having a roommate of the opposite sex myself, I am sure that not every girl wants to "bang" her roommate. I think it is amazing that you two are comfy with each other enough to have fun with each other like that.... I do agree with pretending to be her husband and chasing off the next guy she brings home... Pretend to get violently angry... Lol... Bet that will be funny