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Today, I faced a dilemma. If I don't let the cat sleep in my bedroom, she spends all night howling at the door, waking up my 2-year-old in the process. If I do let her in, the dog gets distressed and chews the contents of the bin. If I let both of them in, I have no room to sleep. FML

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Hey, OP here. For all of those who suggest drowning/bludgeoning/killing my cat, shame on you. I really hope you don't have a pet. For those of you who kindly suggested crating my dog, It's a good suggestion that I will keep in mind. My home is a two bedroom affair, I don't have a spare room to shut them in. My cat is a very nervous kitty, she was a kitten that came from a home with lots of young boys poking and prodding her and prefers the serenity and calmness I give to her. She becomes immensely stressed when I'm nowhere to be found. As for the dog, he is actually my boyfriend's dog and his is a case of boredom. Without the cat to play with during the night, he becomes mischievous and searches for trouble. No matter how well you plan, you'll never get everything and inevitably, there will be something he's shredded. Be it bin contents, washing or, once, the cat litter. Despite the numerous toys he has available. Our bed is a small double, and fitting a dog and a cat into the space barely meant to contain two adults is difficult. Adding a 2-year-old on top of that is a nightmare. For the moment, we're resigned to continue things the way they are. Your friendly OP - SweetheartSusie.

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SApprentice 34

Since when are pet owners allowed room to sleep? Just lay where you want and let them settle in around you, sealing you in place like cement because you don't want to move and disrupt them.

Is the couch comfortable?

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iamkaylaurnot 5

Lock the trash up or put it outside at night.

titibug823 11

You can either put the dog out, tie the lid down, or put the cat in another room.. those seem to be the only options...

Use the dog as an unusually furry pillow, if it'll let you.

ImaCat sounds curiously guilty, talking about neighbours ******** on windshields when no-one implied they did... *strokes moustache*

If you like one better let them in. Eventually the other one will learn that it isn't allowed to sleep with you

Buy a bigger bed...

People just don't get you sometimes, do they Noor? :P

Since when do pets or neighbors ever shit on peoples windshields

Knightchaser27 25

Will they settle for pet beds in your room