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wilks311 Southampton, United States

Today, I discovered the true meaning of being scared shitless. My father in a clown costume emerged from my closet. Needless to say something emerged from me. FML

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It all started at my five year old birthday party...where I met Bobo the clown...he scared me.

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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Scared shitless? Your pants beg to differ...

(Sigh) Cue the shit puns

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at least you were at home, and not on a rollercoaster

OMG! I'm terrified of clowns!

Can you say John Wayne Gacey?

I understand your reaction.. Clowns are horrid. I'm deathly afraid of them... And dolls.. D':

Pretty big words for a eight year old.

welp. shit just got real.

I have a phobia of clows !! I would have lost my shit !!

that's what people call "emergency"

I hate to admit it but your Dad's a genius! That's hilarious!