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lauren United States

Today, I discovered that my cleaning lady steals valuables from me, and covered it up by saying that "the vacuum must've eaten it." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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One of the reasons I never let anybody clean my room, not even my boys. In fact...not even I clean my own room!

I hope you plan on pressing charges and getting her fired...fyl

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is it a bad thing, that the first thing that popped in my mind was the Mexican maid from family guy???

do your own work

was she Mexican?

blitz426 0

damn mexicans

Lmaoo .

A good way to deal with that is by reducing her pay check by the same amount she stole from you and when she asks what happened you say "Oh, the sink must've eaten your money!"

iBiteRoses 22

Holy crap, the illustration.

Anyone else think the lady in red looks like Dora the Explorer?

When the image was thumbnailed at the top of the screen I thought she looked an awful lot like Nemo, but I didn't get Dora off her....

Now that you mention it...

well then, all she has to do is say "Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!" and the problem's solved.

Just fire her. Your an idiot, no offense of course. But as long as you keep her around, soon the vaccuum will start eating your clothes, then shoes, then you somehow

how do you know she hasn't fired her

After reading the comic I thought the FML was going to be from the cleaning lady's point of view. LOL.