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FMyLife
Ouch Port Melbourne, Australia

Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?" I looked at him confused and then he said, "What about Dave? Dave? My boyfriend." FML

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Gay or not, taken or not, he shouldn't have assumed his boyfriend would automatically be added to the guest list. Absolutely cannot stand people who do that. I asked you out cause I wanted to hang out with you. Not you and your partner. That being said, this may have been him trying to let you down what he thought was in a gentle way.

"Dave's not here, man."

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Gofuckyourself 24

Shouldn't have assumed his sexuality or relationship status 🤷🏽‍♀️