Today, I came across an old man sitting on the pavement with a bottle of beer in one hand. He was crying. I thought I would be a good Samaritan and see if he was okay. After 15 minutes of hearing about how much his life sucked, he mugged me. FML
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Yeah I know it was stupid, but I'm a good person.. I help work at social care and I hate seeing people upset. It was all in good intention, fair enough I maybe shouldn't have spoke to him and I deserved what I got I was only trying to be nice in the end. And saying I copied jesus' story is pathetic.
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nadimishka 8
Nothing wrong with being a good person, OP. Blessing and a curse sometimes.
Matty1188 6
At least you tried.
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john_scrosh 0
try to be caring and get mugged. lesson learned.
OfficeNinja 5
I'm sure mugging you made the guy feel slightly better.
saltycookies 5
haha office ninja is right. we all have our own ways of coping with sadness
princessemily 6
maybeee you shouldn't talk to stangers, haha? drunk strangers at that.
stupidfaceman 0
that's what u get for trying to be nice to hobos
nullify1337 0
...ydi dont talk to ppl who smell like beer and piss as a general rule of thumb
DarkskyFML 5
Haven't spoke to your Mom in awhile then...
i_luv_u3030 3
u deserved it for being naive
lolrofl69 0
how do you still have your iPod dumb ass
Psychara_fml 0
That's why you learn Jiujitsu. Duh.
hrggirlls 0
stranger danger