Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML
Today, I went to the funeral of my friend's brother. It was the first funeral I'd gone to, and I was really nervous. When the service finished, everyone went to pay their respects to the family. After I paid mine, they said, "Thank you for coming." I instictively replied, "My pleasure." FML
Today, an elderly man came into my place of work wearing a nice suit. I commented, saying said he looked nice and asked what the special occasion was. He was going to a funeral. FML
Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral. As he was on his way out, I wanted to say something. All I could think of was, "Have fun!" FML
Today, a man I once worked with passed away. He was a lovely, caring, and inspirational person whom I looked up to. My husband's form of consolation? "Old people die. Get over it." FML
Today, I serve at church and had a funeral. As I greeted the family, someone asked how I was doing. Without thought, I responded, "Good to be alive." FML
Today, I held the door open for someone and he said, "Thank you!" I said, "Thank you!" back. FML
Today, my grandpa took the family out for dinner and paid for everyone. He paid the bill and my family and I were waiting by the door. I realised I probably should thank him for dinner. I turned around without thinking and give him a big hug, and said, "Thanks for dinner Grandpa." It wasn't my grandpa. FML
Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML
Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML
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HaloR 0
Brain fart,i had like 20 today bad stuff
jerseyboy732 16
I'm sorry op. In cases where someone we know dies our body can get very stressed and cause us to say/do things that really don't make sense... sorry for your loss
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Comments (77)
vinathi 9
Sorry dude.
hateevryone 15
mistakes happen....
kristena103 14
:/ mean people like I should die get it bitch?
dbt88 15
The way it was said, I think, changes the FML. Was it like "no thanks" or "no, thank YOU?" I'd assume you were just thanking her for coming, but the other way would've been more strange.
kittles90 2
actually 47, yours is a prime example... made no sense
anthonydude 9
It is scripted language, don't worry.
Kyrst4Life 2
Face palm!
dmadsen33 9
Ah, you gotta love awkward situations at funerals... How do we live without them..?
sorrowevicteon 9
Why would you correct something if it's not even wrong? You are an idiot. THAT is why no one has corrected it.
cassi135t 1
Ummm, need some glasses 25? There's no "double an". Next time double check yourself before you try to look smart.