Today, I accidentally came out to my nan. She decided that this is unacceptable, and has made it her mission to 'convert' me. It's also the day we arrived in an isolated spot in Spain for a 20-day holiday. FML
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Hey, OP here. Basically, I made a joke. I've just got back from uni so I'm not used to hiding parts of myself (I don't have to hide it around my mum cause she likes to pretend it doesn't exist). My nan was talking about me getting married, saying I needed to find Mr right. I made a joke about it being Mrs Right without thinking and here we are.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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GhostFox 34
I'm sorry that you are having to deal with not only her bigotry, but her cruelty. The only thing I can suggest is to tell her that if she really plans on converting you, she isn't going to see much of you, and then go wherever in order to spend the minimum amount of time with her.
RichardPencil 32
Well, pretend that her "Spanish Inquisition" worked and you have converted back to straightdom. People have been doing that for centuries, except with religion instead of orientation.
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Comments (19)
UndyingApolloGL 5
What the hell is coming out?
mariacuty95 3
Im sorry I accidentally pressed the you deserve it thingy, but you don't deserve it. You must always be true to yourself!
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
I'd troll her. I'd act like she'd done it, but that start a homosexual relationship the day after we arrived back home
borderlineasian 14
Ah that's tough. Best of luck dealing with the bs. I hope she comes around soon. I know I've almost come out on accident in the same way plenty of times!