Anonymous
United States
Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML
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glider23 0
What a ****-phobe.
Mirorbo 27
You should have drawn a double rainbow, darling.
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gozar_fml 1
Maybe your boss was offended because he was paying you to dick around with ms paint instead of doing something productive.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Nah, that can't be it.
redbluegreen 41
Yeah, it's probably since a rainbow represents the cult of decapitating anyone wearing a top hat while enjoying peanut butter.
kfrizzle2 4
Who told you!? o.O
redbluegreen 41
I am the founder.
kfrizzle2 4
*Bows to The Leader*
redbluegreen 41
To enjoy and consume peanut butter whist wearing a top hat is the second greatest sin of all after eating jam whilst wearing suspenders. My church teaches how to live a tasteful lifestyle, both in everyday apparel and the consumption of lunch foods. We believe in the great leader, The Rainbow Unicorn of the Sky, and urge others to follow in his sparkly tracks.
RedPillSucks 33
cool, so as long as I'm not enjoying it.... *Eats peanut butter while wearing a top hat and suspenders and nothing else*.
kfrizzle2 4
Well? Did it work? Or do i need to try something stronger than bleach?
rustic 0
-sigh- men... I never could understand men and their rainbows issues...
TheNewGuy03 29
maybe he had "the feeling." |the kid|
manonwater 0
what a prick!!!
killab420 0
if your bored at work then they obviously don't need you. so YDI for not looking busy.
vatermelonpower 0
lolwut
kittykiller897 0
Well obviously your boss used that as an excuse to fire you... if you sit around and draw on Paint and he's paying you for it, why shouldn't he fire you?
imright24 0
Doesn't matter if it was a rainbow or 2 people getting it on. You weren't getting paid to play in Paint. YDI.
doggone456 0
well isn't a rainbow a symbol of being gay or something? he could have been protecting some employees
perdix 31
You got caught drawing arcing ropes of unicorn semen! Donald Trump could only say one thing to a freak who fantasizes about mythical **********: You're fired.
redbluegreen 41
You forgot to mention the casual stroking of their unicorn horns. If you listen closely, "mythical **********" sounds a bit like "yes baby".
perdix 31
Sorry, RBG, I guess I was accidentally channelling Barry White again. Can I promise it won't happen again? Yeah, baby, yeah, baby, oooooooooh, yeah! Damn it! There he goes again! I'm sorry but I guess I can't control my inner Barry.