bdawg923
United States
Today, at work, I noticed a spider on a female co-worker's shirt. I gently brushed it off. She accused me of sexual harassment. FML
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Serial 2
the spider should be the one accused of sexual harassment
Aflacduck 0
Nobody gives a damn if you're first. It makes you look like a jackass. To OP - For future incidences, DO NOT TOUCH WOMEN NO MATTER WHERE. They will usually consider it sexual harassment. Just point it out and let them deal with it.
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watermind 0
I have a feeling this was in the US :D And yes, FYL.
zbots 0
I agree, YLIF. As long as it wasn't on her boob or butt, she has no right to accuse you of that. Society has gotten way too PC and too wishy washy. I would try to get her fired for lying and abusing the system. It's not right when someone can just call "harassment" and get someone else fired without proof, and a verbal warning of disapproval. What a bitch.
Atropos_fml 0
Well, if he told her about it she might have freaked out and made a huge scene over a little spider, and he just wanted to avoid that. But he should have gave her a little heads-up before he touched her, no matter where it was.
JackTheRipper_fml 0
#3 = win
Boob_fml 6
This is why I let spiders eat women.
Mattyknows 0
No one cares if you're first. Will people stop doing that? OP; Don't touch women at work. Ever. End of discussion. I hope you don't lose your job; or respect at work and the situation gets sorted. Unlucky OP.
DamnGoodTimes 0
Ask her first before doing it. YDI.
Sakeyaki 0
Disregard my comment then, I just saw the OP's post. #21. My bad.
Sens_fan9 0
What?? Why!?! You're suppose to scare her and tell her "OMG SPIDER ON YOU!!!"
FMLion 0
That person should have thanked you! Damn people these days.