Today, at physical therapy, the girl next to me had a blue armband. I said, "Hey, sweet iPod". She said, "Actually, I have diabetes." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a girl texting at school. I told her she might want to put her phone away before she got a detention. She turned around and I saw she was changing her insulin level on her pump. She has diabetes. FML
Today, at work a woman came up to the check out counter and when I greeted her she said "oh honey, you are so beautiful!" I immediately smiled and thanked her, then she looked at me and said "oh, not you." and then pointed to her ear. She was on her bluetooth. FML
Today, since I needed someone to talk to about it, I told my girlfriend how my dad was recently diagnosed with diabetes. My girlfriend's mother then told me, in graphic detail, how her father's diabetes led to his toes being hacked off. FML
Today, I was supposed to present a speech on diabetes. The girl who went first chose the same subject, knowing I'm diabetic and that it was my topic. I went last, so I had to change half of my speech on the spot. I sounded ignorant about my own illness. FML
Today, I was trying to chat up a girl by showing off my new smartwatch. I proudly said, “It even reads my heartbeat!” It was 132 bpm. She looked at me and asked, “Are you OK? Or just incredibly out of shape from talking to me?” FML
Today, working as a nurse, I saw a patient in for follow-up after a partial leg amputation. I checked her blood pressure and gave her the reading, which prompted her husband to ask what it meant. She replied, "I'm alive." Before I could stop myself, "And kicking" spilled out of my mouth. FML
Today, I was diagnosed with diabetes. I went to tell my grandpa, who immediately said, "I'm sorry, let's go get ice cream to cheer you up." FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy. He parked his truck and reached in his door side pocket and grabbed a little black zippered bag. Seeing this, I burst out laughing saying, "Wow, what's that, your change purse?" He replied, "No, I'm diabetic, this is my blood sugar monitor." FML
Today, I was stretching after a group run. I noticed one of the girls was having problems balancing, so I told her that I have horrible balance too, but that it'll get better. She sneered and said she had a brain tumor when she was a kid, and that's why she has such bad balance. FML
Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML
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whatwhat 0
#1 like getting a compliment on your iPod is totally meaningful anyway.
Seegtease 0
Why would you compliment her iPod if you were unable to identify it as an iPod? Way to give empty meaningless compliments.
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Comments (57)
theluckygirl28 8
lmaoo. i have diabetes and am on the pump also... In the summer I worked as a counselor in a very strict camp and the director came over to me and started lecturing me about how mp3 players aren't allowed in camp.... after about a 5 minute lecture i asked are you done? she said yea i was like yea, thats my insulin pump... she looked sooo stupified!!
xbeetus_be_sexyx 0
yeah baby!!!! rockin tha beetus :)
Feel_It 0
OP is retarded. Also now I am jealous. Emailing Wilford Brimley ASAP.
brookeaha 0
i have diabetes, and i had a teacher physically pulled my pump off me. i laughed in her face, she thought i was TEXTING.
MiLM 37
Haha lol But laugh aside, that must've hurt a bit P:
hollisterco 0
us diabetics are use to it, withh thesee pumps
Mads_1234 28
Hahahah yes we are! I had many teachers tell me to take my pump off because they thought it was a phone.
theclash06013 0
And? Peyton Manning threw Jay Cutler (who has type 1 diabetes) into a pool, while Cutler had his monitor on. You just say 'oh, that sucks' or something, cuz the monitors do look like iPods (a little)
NekuSakuraba 0
What kind of diabetes makes you have some sort of iPod device on you?
MiLM 37
No diabetes. OP was just confusing the girl's insulin pump with an iPod..
WFMS 0
Go diabetic people. it's a common mistake. when i take my insulin my friends always joke that im shooting up with steroids and at track meets the other teams give me dirty looks
shnibz101 0
It's ok I have a few friend with diabetes but YSDI u still diserve it but don't beat your self up about it Woot!!#1!
Dantheman2012 0
yea, im diabetic, i garente u she dosnt care
leafynitemare 24
guarantee* -_-