Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML
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voltumna 0
As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!
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lol_seriously 0
You should have triple roundhouse kicked him. It works on most homeless guys, basically what you do is take 5 steps back so you're about 2 metres away from them. Then you press right, right, up, circle, triangle, L1, circle, L2. Good luck!
derailed 1
YDI if you actually listened to him
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I_am_stupid_also 6
Today, I told a homeless person to leave my doorway and then I fell asleep. When I woke up, my shoes were gone and I was soaked with urine. FML.
Will09 0
Id kick that guys ass and #31 HES A HUMAN NOT A RACCON
Link5794 18
Sometimes Mario is both. And 9, the OP is a woman.
rinnychan 2
People seem to be assuming the OP is a guy, but it could be a girl...if a homeless guy 'insisted threateningly' that I move, I wouldn't start a fight with him. Jesus.
6daysoverdue 0
#29, you're a GENIUS
voltumna 0
As the OP, a few extra points: I'm female, he was about a foot taller than me, I'd come home from an 8 hour shift, and I called the cops once I'd moved down the street to a safe distance. If there had been people around, I'd have stood up to him, but I didn't want to add mugging to an already shitty day. But, at #29, I'll totally try that next time!
Rainbow_Monkey 0
How do you know that the person who told you to move was homeless? Maybe it was a guy who thought YOU were homeless and sitting on someone's front porch, and decided to tell you off?
mark_my_words 0
pfff, you you are an idiot for letting a homeless guy tell you off
b00mc1ap 0
You have friends???
903texmom1 0
wow...this recession is a bitch! now homeless ppl everywhere are moving up on the social ladder!
KEVINPASH 0
Haven't you ever seen the night of the living homeless episode of south park? If you let them get away with shit they will start to multiply!! Change? Change? Change?