Today, as a medical student working in a hospital, I asked a patient if he had any questions for me or his physician. His only question: whether or not my breasts are real. FML
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falafalo 25
the_true_batman – I may not be a doctor, but that does not make the comments that reference female doctors irrelevant. Female medical students and female doctors face many of the same issues when working in the hospital. A couple of letters behind your name and a long white coat don’t erase sexism. If you can’t make the mental leap to connect female medical students and female doctors as women in health care, then perhaps is it you that needs to work on your critical THINKING skills. DocBastardrd and sjs1220 - Thank you for the support.
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untouchable763 10
Well are they...?
WaSiSimiLang 8
Haha I can visualize homer Simpson doing something like that... Nurse: any questions? Homer: omg look at those... No! Don't stare! Better say something, she's looking at you! But they're so... No! C'mon c'mon give me something to work with... Alright, whatever you say, don't ask if those boobs are real. Don't ask! Omg why are her lips moving? I haven't thought about anything! Nurse: mr Simpson...? Homer out loud: are those boobs real? Homer head voice: D'OH!
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Comments (150)
emeraldisle 30
Seems like a valid question.
Da_Bauss435 8
When isn't it?
False_Stupidity 42
He might find large boobs and good brains a combination that don't mix
Michael_92 20
Hey False_Stupidity....quit spreading false stupidity. Sincerely the FML community.
OHai15 12
i concur. :)
djxerxes9000 18
You should insert a catheter(sp??) in him while he is awake.
kimmy91 12
Umm we do insert catheters into people who are awake..
Michaelsgirl04 9
you realize foleys only take a few seconds to place...no need to put someone under for that
twisted_cherub 14
It's a sad double standard, OP. If you're ugly no one cares what you say, but if you look too good they don't take you seriously. Good luck fighting the stereotypes.
DCFan 9
The FML didn't state whether or not she was attractive. The only thing you could assume is that she had large breasts. Unfortunately, I've seen hideous women with large breasts and when asked with a serious question... I didn't take them seriously AND I didn't care what they said. "Good luck fighting the stereotypes."
the_true_batman 10
I'd like to point out to people that OP is NOT a doctor. She clearly states that she is a medical student.
enopola 5
So he should have what, Finger Banged her instead?
the_true_batman 10
What does your question have to do with anything? If you look at the comments people say a lot of things about female doctors, which I am pointing out isn't really relevant, as the OP is not a doctor.
sjs1220 2
I'd she's seeing patients in the hospital, it is likely that she is a 3rd or 4th year MED student. In no time she will be a resident physician enduring the same issues. What does it matter that she's not yet a doctor? Those of us that are have all been students at one time!
DocBastard 40
True_batman - it makes no difference if she's a medical student, a doctor, a nurse, an orderly, or the person that cleans the floors. The patient's question was ridiculous and disrespectful.
the_true_batman 10
What matters is you shouldn't be calling her a doctor if she isn't a doctor. I didn't say anything that implied that his question was okay because she isn't a doctor, only that she isn't a doctor. I think some of you need better critical reading skills.
RedmontFief 7
What the-no thumbs up for DocBastard? :(
falafalo 25
the_true_batman – I may not be a doctor, but that does not make the comments that reference female doctors irrelevant. Female medical students and female doctors face many of the same issues when working in the hospital. A couple of letters behind your name and a long white coat don’t erase sexism. If you can’t make the mental leap to connect female medical students and female doctors as women in health care, then perhaps is it you that needs to work on your critical THINKING skills. DocBastardrd and sjs1220 - Thank you for the support.
Pigeon89 34
Well said-I find it very irritating when people assume I must be a nurse because I am female
Ameel_fml 19
Uh...it doesn't matter if OP is a doctor, a med student or the freaking janitor...it's rude to ask ANYONE if their boobs are real or fake.
d10cat 0
Well med student or doctor you are very smart and I hope you succeed
thatnucca 36
I'm still waiting on the answer.... *Crickets*
the_true_batman 10
Oh, they're real, and they're spektacular!
Crazberry 5
Yeah you're gonna meet some interesting characters, especially in any place where you have to provide a service. For goodness sakes, I work in a *grocery* store and some old guy invited me over to his house for drinks and hockey -_- Good luck OP, you'll be able to come up with snappy comebacks in no time :)
smitin 1
Did you beat him at hockey? ;)
Crazberry 5
Lol he meant watch the game on tv... Eew xD
muFilter 19
People turn down drinks and hockey?
Crazberry 5
Lol they do when the person inviting them is 60+ years their senior and married to boot...
titzenpitzer 9
take it as a compliment
Helenarth 6
Hmm, yes, I'd love it if someone embarrassed me and objectified me, too.
the_true_batman 10
Are you hot? You're exactly what I'm looking for in a slave.
DocBastard 40
That was a TERRIBLY inappropriate question for him to ask, and he should be ashamed of himself! He should have asked if your "KNOCKERS" are real. Some people...
DocBastard 40
"No, they're fake. And I did the surgery on myself! It's amazing what you can do with a monkey wrench, a hack saw, and some industrial silicone caulking."
muFilter 19
*Butthead voice* Uh heh heh heh. He said "caulking"... Heh heh heh.
hama806 19
At least he didn't fondle them like my patient did. But FYL anyway.