Today, after supporting QLD in the State of Origin for the last... - FML

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By Blue Toad - 10/06/2021 23:38 - Australia

Today, after supporting QLD in the State of Origin for the last 20 years of my life, I found out that I was actually born in NSW. FML

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Tuesday 15 June 2021 21:36

That’s okay, my partner is QLD born and bred, his favourite team is the Knights and the Roaches, ‘just cos he wanted to be different’.

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Sady_Ct 37

Tuesday 15 June 2021 21:36

That’s okay, my partner is QLD born and bred, his favourite team is the Knights and the Roaches, ‘just cos he wanted to be different’.

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