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By NoProm2k16 - 08/05/2016 02:27 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, After I picked up my tux from the tailor, rented the limo, hired the photographer, and reserved a table at a nice restraunt, my date didn't get ready and thought prom was next week. FML

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ABlindMan 17

Monday 9 May 2016 5:13

I agree with #1, you 100% deserve this for not ensuring your date was prepared after going through that much trouble.

Bobalobading 2

Monday 9 May 2016 0:14

Why not call her earlier to ask her if she was ready???

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Bobalobading 2

Monday 9 May 2016 0:14

Why not call her earlier to ask her if she was ready???

ABlindMan 17

Monday 9 May 2016 5:13

I agree with #1, you 100% deserve this for not ensuring your date was prepared after going through that much trouble.

neenersm 5

Wednesday 11 May 2016 13:08

It's prom...a date that's set. Why should he have to remind a (fairly) grown person to be ready on a set date? She sucks for dropping the ball.

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