Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML
wetandnaked tells us more.
OP here: Doctor says it's most likely due to the low blood pressure I didn't know I had prior to that visit. He suggested I include more salt in my diet, and that's about it. Also, I woke up with a towel draped over me, I'm definitely female, and no, the soap didn't smell like chloroform hahaha.
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person961 9
Did the soap smell like chloroform?
ryukensfj 5
Damn glad you're ok and didn't get raped or a concussion.
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Comments (107)
linkinpark98 24
Could have been worse, OP. Just be happy you didn't wake up in the back of a van with super dark tinted windows. D:
dead247 13
Did no one notice that op was a girl and not a guy? fyl for your day and for people assuming you're a guy when it stated you were a girl.
jayfreeman80 0
Wow how did manage not to drown?
raraisbang 12
It was a shower, not a bath... The water goes down the little drain hole.
xNephilim 19
You can also drown in about an inch of water.
Chopin_and_tofu 3
That depends on how you land. If you land face up, you're fine.
TacoBelle 8
This must have been really embarrassing but at least you're okay. If you want to feel better, and put the situation into perspective, spend a day reading FMLs and then you will realize that your life could be so much worse.
stonedfishies 10
HAHAHAHAHA!
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Just be glad they didn't think you were a zombie when you woke up.
linkinpark98 24
SpongeBob police at the Krusty Krab: "DIE ZOMBIE!" *hits with barrel that came out of nowhere*
s0ulslack 20
Talk about the worst place to pass out! Hope yer anus is OK!!
Herculesninja27 5
Hmm how did you k.o maybe you have heart problems ?
Briiyahh 7
Atleast someone cared to call... Let's hope they didn't take advantage of you being unconscious
hateevryone 15
And what caused you to pass out all of a sudden?