Migole
Leverkusen, Germany
Today, a colleague gave me an expensive box of chocolates for my birthday. I was surprised she spent so much on me, but didn't think much of it. Only when I got back home and excitedly opened the box did I realise the chocolates had expired months ago. FML
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Codezlol 21
Give them back to her for her birthday!
lifeisgood_03 8
you have a crappy colleague..
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JJ_Rokk 10
Just have a little fun and leave it on someone's doorstep or mailbox. Talk about a secret admirer ;)
Tempest151 11
Just do what she did and quietly step aside and Re wrap it for the next sucker.
GothickNihilist 15
Oh you mean the fruitcake method. I wonder if anyone actually eats that shit?
oj101 33
Melt it, and regift it to her as one unsightly lump wrapped in some fancy paper and ribbon. Karma's a bitch.
Enslaved 38
I ate some bad chocolates before. I was watching a movie so the lights were dim and I didn't notice the funky greyish colour until I turned the lights up. It tasted something awful! It had a chalky texture and crumbed quickly. It wasn't easy getting that taste out of my mouth!:P
ramseytt69 8
Some store probably sold it to her that way! Surely ahes not that immature.
WrongRomance 11
Re-gift!
Tempest151 11
That's exactly what I said but not as good. Get off my koolo!
xRezSynn 15
You can recycle them for her when it's her birthday.
perdix 31
Give her a pair of front-row tickets to the Amy Winehouse concert.
HeartOfLead 24
...Or to a Kathy Griffen stand-up comedy tour.
ColbyGB 13
At least they tried, kinda..
happylawyer 16
How and why does chocolate gets to expire?!
Serisent 26
Old chocolate will turn white or grey in places and will have a chalky texture. It doesn't happen often, but when it does it's disgusting.
happylawyer 16
I know that. Sorry. I meant that chocolate should never last long enough to expire. It is sad, as sad as expired condoms.