Today, a booklet came in the mail, addressed to me and titled "How To Train Your Wife". I didn't order it but my wife doesn't believe me. FML
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briang959 47
I'm the OP. Thankfully my wife has a good sense of humor. We eventually found out some of our friends did this as a joke. :). Time to pay the prank forward. The comments are hilarious, BTW.
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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clumsylobster 17
Better get reading.
tygerarmy 35
If you look, the first chapter gauges your ability to control your wife's reaction to seeing it.
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Tarlachia 33
How to train your wife? You don't. Especially if they're redheaded. I speak from experience...
ZombieSazza 34
Us redheads aren't that bad :(
Ashwathi 21
That's so funny! Props to whoever sent it. Pretty awkward for you though...
Charles900 16
Looks like that book may come in handy after all, OP.
Faddyy6 17
Wives always have doubts on husbands and usually they are spot on but unfortunately you did nothing. Hope things will get better soon. Take her to the shopping to swing her mood
DocBastard 40
Yes, play into one stereotype by playing into another stereotype. Excellent advice.
oobergoober89 16
Order "How to train your husband" in your wife's name and flip the script
Trolloled 16
Hiccup? Is that you?
HellsingDMC 12
Look her dead in the eye, and slowly turn to the first page.
yolololol3 17
OK well that was akward
briang959 47
I'm the OP. Thankfully my wife has a good sense of humor. We eventually found out some of our friends did this as a joke. :). Time to pay the prank forward. The comments are hilarious, BTW.
cheeeksss 29
A lady with a sense of humor is definitely a keeper!
greaseymonkey 6
Where was it sent from. I would love to play this prank on my best friend who has an awesome sense of humor.
Googolman 29
I don't know if it's just me, but you sort of look like Hank from Breaking Bad but with hair.
ZombieSazza 34
#43 check eBay and Amazon. :)
riffehunter 16
might I sugest several softballs on a string, and a large bottle of lube. and there are many ****** up or "weird" fetish (no judgement) books avalibe on Amazon. among these you might find the subject of pegging to potentially suitable to cause discomfort among many men.
comicgal 7
If the box came in the unaltered mailing package there should be a receipt inside saying who it was sent by.