ScaredShitless
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Today, 30 seconds after waking up and shuffling into the bathroom, the mother of all spiders lost its fight with gravity and fell into my lap while I was peeing. I went from 0-100 wide awake and screaming at 6am. FML
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Donut_Wizard 23
Step one: grab hair spray. Step two: grab lighter. Step three: look for a new place to live.
julfunky 29
I think I’d be able to fall back asleep fairly quickly after that — I hear crying your eyes out is very exhausting.
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Comments (18)
White Trash 10
Damn those hideous disgusting spawns of Satan.
White Trash 10
Come to think of it, the spider probably saw dat ass and fell in love.
Davros 12
So what your saying is it almost fell into your penis fly trap?
Lepisma 38
On the bright side, you were in the most convenient place to be pee-yourself-surprised.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Did you at least finish peeing, or did that also lose to gravity?
L'elleBelle 6
Alright,, Forgive my laziness, I hope. I haven't read all of the comments after the first page, I couldn't find anything bordering on it being the OPs fault. But is there a shortcut to the 198 people so far who said "You deserved it" as to why the OP deserved that? I cannot think of a reason why. Please explain?
julfunky 29
Many people accidentally press the button. Many people are trolls. Therefore, there is no such thing as an FML that doesn’t have at least a few stragglers.
ARISKomuniszt 24
Uhoh, I live in Sheffield too, hopefully it doesn't migrate to my house!
peterblack67 9
I would have fallen off the toilet in fright.