Today, I found out that my "mosquito bite" was in fact a jellyfish sting I got in Mexico, which has caused me to break out into horrendous hives in the airport waiting for the flight home. It's okay though, the plane is only delayed for 7 hours. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out I'm allergic to mosquito repellent. I fly out on a two month trip to India on Saturday. FML
Today, after an 8-month wait, I went on my big vacation. The beach, the sea, the dive, the jellyfish, the allergic reaction, the hospital. FML
Today, I'm allergic to not only bug spray, but also mosquitos. I'm staying at a bug-infested lake for 5 days. FML
Today, 2 hours before a 13-hour flight, I found out I had head lice. I'm a 24-year-old woman. FML
Today, my flight home was delayed, then cancelled. I've been hiding in the bathroom for almost an hour, just to get a break from my mom's endless stream of celebrity gossip and every other thought that comes into her head, all while she cooks delicious food that I can no longer eat due to severe allergies. FML
Today, I thought I would make my first trip to the beach. While in the water, I was stung by a jellyfish. My friend had to pee on me. I went back into the water to wash the pee off and got stung by another jellyfish. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. When I was finally able to drag myself to the kitchen for some Gatorade, I got stung by a wasp. FML
Today, I had four separate allergic reactions. The first from the pillow at the hotel I was staying at, the second and third from two separate ice cream parlors due to cross-contamination, and the fourth from peanut dust in the air on the plane ride home from my vacation. FML
Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, just a day prior to my vacation starting, I learned that my five-day "seasonal fever" is actually due to a blood infection from a bacteria. FML
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codytallica 38
How do you mix up a jellyfish sting and a mosquito bite?
Eff_Itt 20
Most airports have little stores (if not in them then nearby) and you can get various kinds of pain relief. Good luck!
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Comments (40)
emilytheperson 17
That's the worst, hope you're okay!
LiteralxShit 15
Do you know of the show "Friends?" Well, a character in the show saw on the history channel that by peeing on oneself, one can relieve the most painful jellyfish stings. It's gotta be true; try it.
MrThump 16
Sounds just as bad as having itchy balls in church.
Greattitan2 13
Just tell someone who is working there so they can take you to an infirmary
AMcM_fml 21
step 1, go to the airport bathroom. step 2, ask the creepiest old man there to pee on your sting for monies. step 3, profit?
guesswhatlifesux 14
Pee on it.
soullyfe 33
Bad idea; it's a myth.
hantu69 22
YDI OP because jellyfish sting and mosquito bite hurt different , haha
anonynous97 13
How in the world do you mistake a jellyfish sting for a mosquito bite?? One hurts like crap and the other one you don't feel at all.
HUGBUG 23
Omg that's hilarious
vikky538 29
Wow... How did you bear such pain...