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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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The prequels were great, actually
Today, I was eating Star Wars gummy candies and I bit R2-D2 in half. My girlfriend looked at it and said "Oh look, now he's R1-D1". It was super cute, but I couldn't help thinking, "That's not how the numbering system works for droids." FML
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candicurl 9
I have no smart ass comment for this
Bakayarou_fml 0
Dude, wtf you talking about?
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dixieboo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wait...what? i don't get it. :p
chunkeechunks 0
Everyone below this comment has a large penis.
nateb1tch 1
Saying it's still R2-D2 even if it's split.
TurnpikeTwister 0
At least she supports your Star Wars fascination, I'd hold on to her OP if you ever want a chance of getting laid.
Epilepsy_fml 0
He's mad because apparently he can't just accept what his girlfriend says or is a starwars geek. My question is: How the hell does this matter at all?
RuskiManBearPig 4
I love star wars just as much as the next nerd. but damn, I almost thought this was too sad to comment on.
dixieboo 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
i've watched Star Wars....but "R1-D1"? um. what?
unfortunate_13 5
aww come on, it was a joke! kudos for your funny girlfriend!
Jojo08_fml 0
this is stupid
Bakayarou_fml 0
Dude, wtf you talking about?
iSitt 0
many Americans have a 201k retirement plan. it used to be a 401k but it lost half it's value in 2008. actually that's not how the numbering system works. Get it? if my gf said that I would give her a sloppy kiss.
Monii_Harlz 11
ok then I don't get it ^^ or this FML lol
nina21194 12
first! and I'd do the same thing -.- lol
scarletdragonfly 5
Naw! Third. :)
staychill 16
wow...how does the numbering system work for stoics lol?
ditzy1992 5
nerdtron...
candicurl 9
I have no smart ass comment for this
Bathory_fml 0
Looks like OP didn't know about MLIA. :
Deathpawz 4
mhh... wait trying to think of a comment that says why he deserved it... actually this fml makes no sense to me at all
mikegg 0
you didnt say it, you thought it. :)
cc_the_beast 6
Deeeeerrrrrpp!!!